“I like girls. Uh, as in… romantically? Turns out I like girls, uh, women! And I met the most amazing woman. D-do you remember Dr. Robbins from this morning? Yeah, we got married and uh… oh no! before that we um… we got in an accident, a car accident… a really bad… accident and uh, I almost died. But I didn’t! And uh, Sofia, neither did Sofia our uh baby. Our perfect, beautiful baby. And I’m um, I’m… screwing all this up. Look I… I know this is a lot and I understand. Um, and if this is too much for you to handle, believe me, my own mother practically disowned me. So I understand… oh god, I’m making you cry. Please don’t cry.”